GAY LINGO

Now I know…

One night, I was awakened by the ‘alien talk’ of my roommate and her friend and realized I slept without taking my dinner. But what happened next shocked me as she asked me “Abi sa jokoms nagfang-fang na jokaw shei…Confessor naman kaw mag-werlog-werlog.” I honestly didn’t get what she meant and so I just said’ “Ha?...Ah, Okey.”
After that incident, I was challenged to learn the language used not only by the gays but also by the articulate ladies and gentlemen in the campus. Ans so, this started my research on the GAY LINGO DICTIO…

Angsha- adj. dumb; crazy; stupid
Bombilya-adj. dull; low-IQ
Branini-n. brassiere
Catherine Zeta-Jones-n. cat
Confessor-adj. unpleasant; unsuccessful
Elma Muros-v. run; to run
Fang- n. food
Gourmet- n. old man/ woman
Himno ng Pamantasan-adj. bisexual
Ifo- adj. handsome
Ifa- adj. Beautiful
Jokoms- p. me
Jokaw- p. you
Korakas Venezuela Panama Flangganitang Tifak-tifak- YES
Kuvlaykhan- adj. anxious; afraid
Leche Flan-v. buy
‘Mito’sis-adj. small
Owats- n. people
Panama- n. bread
Q-els-n. feet
Rampa-v. stroll; roam around
Syokin-p. mine
Tommy Lee Jones- Hungry; starving
Ugtas-tired; wearisome
Vanavetch- n. boyfriend
Warlug/werlog- v. sleep; to sleep
Wong fi-n. face
Yeko ar-adj. allright; fine
Zombie- adj. haggard-looking

Now, how do you find uttering the latest gay lingo in town? I hope you have learned something from this as I now learned what those ‘alien words’ then meant. Now I know…I just happened to know. #